Anonymous said: do you enjoy small infants for dinner
Of course I do.
I get all of my recipes from here
Spicy Baby Tortillas are my favorite
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
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idk i don’t want to be cliche but blue jolly ranchers are where:
- it has always been
- it is currently at
- it will always be
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what if trees didn’t have leaves they just had smaller trees and those trees didn’t have leaves they just had smaller trees and those trees had leaves
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Pete Wentz taking food from a homeless man and then laughing about it
He didn’t take it from him,the bottom photo should be on top,he was being a good person and giving that man that bag of food.
no he stole it
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Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany: Make me bitches
